Super Plant Lady

Is there anything to compare to those first fresh days of Spring after a long cold Winter? The warm breezes, the shining sun, your overconfidence in your gardening abilities and your unrealistic expectations for your commitment to working outdoors all Summer long? As we head into the first days of Autumn, I look back at… Continue reading Super Plant Lady

This Squirrel’s Gonna Party Like It’s 1999!

Who hasn't wanted to grab two fistfuls of food and swing upside down from the cafeteria salad bar while you stuff your face? What? No one? Yeah. Me neither. But, Winston the Squirrel loves to ride his gravy train like a spinning disco ball in the middle of a Prince song! A few weeks ago,… Continue reading This Squirrel’s Gonna Party Like It’s 1999!

A Tourist, A Chef, And A Dad With Questionable Judgment Walk Up To My Apple Trees…

If the title of this post sounds like the opening line of a joke, that's because apple trees are funny. Well, not inherently, but place them in your private backyard next to a public sidewalk along a busy road and the comedy script writes itself. I feel like the punch line to this joke should… Continue reading A Tourist, A Chef, And A Dad With Questionable Judgment Walk Up To My Apple Trees…

Kind Sir, Get Your Hands Off My Apples

"Beautiful, night, isn't it sweetie?""Mm. Yes. That breeze? Refreshing.""Feels like a perfect night to hop in the pickup and go steal another homeowner's property, don't you think?""Ooo! Yes! Let's do that! I'll tell the kids to put their shoes on!"That's what I feel the conversation must sound like every year when people around my area… Continue reading Kind Sir, Get Your Hands Off My Apples

Give A Girl A Hand Saw

And to my left...were leaves. Until a couple of hours ago. I posted before about my new reading and writing spot. I can't begin to tell you how much I love my kitchen desk. I spend hours a day sitting there. One thing I really love about it is that to my right is the… Continue reading Give A Girl A Hand Saw